Mewing council president, Kerry Langston believes mewing should be an excuse to not attend important events, go to work, school, or talk, get free beard cuts, and still get paid up to 31 days of leave. But the anti-mewing council president, Michael Normal believes mewing isn’t an excuse for anything work or school-related things. Who will win the debate?
Kerry Langston believed mewing should be an excuse to not attend work or school, get free beard cuts, and free jaw surgery. But Michael Normal believes it should be illegal to mew in public.
Member of the mewing council stated “I agree with Mr. Langston, I’ve been mewing since I was a newborn and now you want to ban the only thing I love doing in this cruel, expensive world? Absolutely Not Mr. Normal, you’ll have to kill me before you take mewing away from me.”
Another member of the mew council said, “The world is coming to an end if you guys are really trying to remove mewing from the world. Mr. Normal, you have five chins and you want to ban mewing? You might want to re-think your choices before you do this.”
After Kerry Langston and Michael Normal finished their debate against each other, it was Bonnie Stern Von Allen debating against Breccan McDonald VII. “Mr McDonald, why do you believe mewing should be banned and not an excuse? Mewing is a beautiful, natural thing.” Breccan responded, “Because my leave was denied for someone who was leaving work for three weeks just to stay home and mew. I am now against it and it should be banned immediately.” Bonnie made a confused face and said “That is not a valid response, I think my point is proven here, next group of people please.” Carrington, “Mr. Yolo” was up to debate against Lucia Von Frankenstein, “I believe mewing should be banned because anyone who mews obviously has a fat chin or multiple chins, so Mr, Yolo, what is your reasoning for wanting mewing to be an excuse.” Carrington didn’t respond to Lucia and just immediately charged at her and began beating her up, and then everybody in the room began fighting and a riot happened with more and more people joining in from outside the Press, and police were called and every single one of them were arrested for assault and battery, except for Jake Webber who managed to escape the police and start a new life in Barbados living on the beach and marrying a former Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader, Electra McLaughlin.
The debate was never finished due to everyone getting arrested, so a law was passed that you only get 2 weeks off of work to mew.
Leslie Von Frankenstein, Bonnie Stern Von Allen, and Carrington Yolo, all died in the riot and were cremated, and their ashes were released into the Dan Foley Park water fountain, except for Leslie whose ashes were 40 pounds heavy and had to be kept in an urn and put in the London Dungeon where prisoners receive punishments from Freaky Bob and CaseOh himself. Joaquin Huricanrana received a death sentence by firing squad because he peed in a clean lake in Japan.
